Why Don’t You Get A Job

Why Don’t You Get A Job
The Offspring

   F
My friend's got a girlfriend
       Bb
Man he hates that bitch
   F              C
He tells me every day
   F                        Bb
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
       F             C
In the worst kind of way"

    F
She sits on her ass
             Bb
He works his hands to the bone
   F                       C
To give her money every payday
        F                         Bb
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
        F           C     F
Well my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS

        F                       Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C         F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
       F                      Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C         F
Na na, why don't you get a job?


  F                            Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
   F                           C 
To keep her bill collectors at bay
  F                            Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
           F            C       F
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

CHORUS

Bb
   Well I guess it ain't easy
                 F
Doing nothing at all
Bb
   But hey man free rides just don't
      G          C
Come along every day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

   F
My friend's got a boyfriend
        Bb
Man she hates that dick
    F              C
She tells me every day
   F                         Bb
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
        F           C     F
Well my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS

        F                        Bb
I won't give you no money, I'll always pay
F                C         F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
       F                      Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C         F
Na na, why don't you get a job?